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Feastan is an absolute tank. That is to say he is industructible due to the inpenetrable layer of blubber. A person of extreme size, there come many dangerous attributes with being that big. Urban legend is that once he won a race without moving by simply existing a part of his body at the finish line, as well as sending cities and nations out of history when they moved too close to his gravitational pull. Takeaway message, do not engage.
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