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variation of a blumpkin with a very important distinction. sexual act during which a man shits while anally penetrating his lover. the distinction here is that a blumpkin must be on a toilet, whereas a blumpster can occur in any location. a real pro can execute a pretty logical chain of events between a blumpster, a hot carl, and a blumpkin.
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