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Burgergooch is an amazing word originating from bitlife. A burgergooch looks like an autistic horse and can usually be found stuffing their face with Texas bbq sauce Pringles. Burgergooches understand eachother all of the time. It’s a great adjective to use to describe your friends when they’re being REALLY special. Normally, burgergooches are brunette or blonde and fun fact; burgergooches don’t share their food. Even with their closest friends or family-only fellow burgergooches share food with one another. Don’t be offended if your friend doesn’t share food with you, she’s/he’s either a greedy pig or a burgergooch. DO NOT DISTURB A BURGERGOOCH WHEN SHE IS EATING it’s very dangerous as she will turn into an angry hippo!! Trust me you do not want to see that. A burgergooch has a big personality, all though they like to keep themselves to themselves. Don’t be fooled as burgergooches are very loud on the outside and usually have a very big mouth for speaking and of course the Pringles! Don’t mess with a burgergooch cos they’ll snap right back at your face. You mess with one burgergooch, you mess with all burgergooches. You can identify a burgergooch by their outfit. Most of the time, a burgergooches outfit is inspired by theyre food as a burgergooch feels very emotionally attached to most of the aisles in Asda. Especially the cookie aisles for some burgergooches. Food tech is a great opportunity to fit in the bbq Texas Pringles that they forgot to eat at break time.

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