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The measurements of the perfect female form. Of course this is only from the perspective of the body. If said female specimin has the boat race Face of Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer, all bets are off. There are some things even the most perfect body cannot save from becoming a dumpster fire. If you find a 36c-24-36 who is demure but sexy, wants to be a stay at home mother who home-schools your children, looks 10/10 with flour on her face whilst making your favorite cake after you've had a hard day at work, and says modern feminism is ridiculous, do everything you can to keep her for life. These creatures of feminine perfection are sadly on the decline. In fact one could say they are on the endangered species life!
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