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A JakeOwen is a small chubby creature found in the dumpland that is Tamworth. JakeOwens primarily eat sausages And nothing else. They primarily wear dressing gowns and shoes from Clark's but their primary piece of fashion is their big black glasses as they cant see shite. JakeOwens originate from skets and fathers That leave them at birth. JakeOwens have a few kinks including but not limited to Getting choked out Having sexual relationships with their bed Getting carried in casual lobbies And many many more. Finally JakeOwens are funny but lack common sense and are commonly thaught to have autism as their game sense general actions and...stupidness make people believe they're not quite right. If you see a JakeOwen RUN
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