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Hawthorne is usually defined as someone stupid. He does not know what is happening around him and he has a maximum of three brain cells, sometimes a negative amount of brain cells. He will always zone out but is too lazy to zone back in. If you know a Hawthorne you know one of the most stupid creatures on the planet.
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