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Bald martin Is the Literal God, Some might say the Ultimate God (and there right) He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ And is married to A DUMBASSED WHORE BIG JILL He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted HEs Literal god
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