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The most white and generic name you will ever find. Nice guy and barely pulls his weight. Greg is the guy who will never study but will somehow pull off 72% to 89% on any math test. Talented dude and VERY aware of it. This is the type of guy who will spend hours practicing his moonwalk, only to be the only one to admire it in the mirror. A great friend and with a great laugh and sense of humour. Such a great friend that his girlfriend is almost his friend. Apart from his hair, moonwalk abilities, friendships and grades, Greg loves the theatre and SNL, a very bad mix when taking part in the school Talent Show. By far, the ABSOLUTE best thing about Greg is without a doubt, and I say this without hesitation and with the most honest opinion, that when confronted by Wonder Woman and her lasso of truth I would not lie, are his AMAZING, TRUSTWORTHY, LOYAL, NEVER-WAVERING, FOREVER SUPPORTIVE AND STUPENDOUS friends. Greg's truly outstanding entourage consists of the semi-Asian, (nerd) short guy, semi-Asian and semi-girlfriend girlfriend, the "not" couple: Strong (wo)man and brutally honest blondie, and the wimpy Italian with the white patch named after a dog from Paw Patrol. These people are truly the best friends a human could possibly have. I'll leave you with this question, does he really deserve them? Or should they replace him with the new guy from B.C.?
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