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A mythical creature, very dangerous in both violent and sexual ways. (It's name derived from its giant sexual organ the schlone.) If you get too close to a slonebacker that does not like you, it will rip you to pieces and feast upon your genitals and private parts. If you get too close to a slonebacker that does like you, unless you have informed it of not being sexually active with slonebackers it will, In a man's case: stick its schlone in your ass amd rip with such force not many survive. In a woman's case it will mount her backside only, and shove its schlone in the most general areas much like a human would do.
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