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A charming man of renowned taste. Usually can be spotted sporting a rather classy hat, he got for a bargain. Just don't ask him how he obtained the hat....or you will hear the whole story(you don't want that). This man is a drug abuser. But only for a specific kind of drug, and that is cheese and tea. He will try to get you to abuse those substances as well if you aren't cautious. And while all of this might seem like a lot, he is one of the funniest guys you could know(Especially at 11 PM). He always has half-way decent book suggestions and is ready to craft a 1AC in a minute. He is a beast at the ukelele and has creepy fingernails. But, he sends the best goodnight texts in the world;) While this sounds lovely, you must personally weigh the advantages and disadvantages of this friendship. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
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