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Alton is a disgusting creature of a guy and doesn't have any friends. He is always lonely and dates his hands because they are the only things that can pleasure him. If he were to ever get a friend, he is always the shortest one. He his a dick to almost everybody around him and is delusional. If he is white, he is even more pale than the white wall, if black, he is darker than the tv screen turned off. He has a small dick and is very hideous.
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