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When you are in the African rainforest or anywhere that is warm and moist and you attempt to stretch when a hairy object that's 600+ pounds fucks you and makes you bleed for upwards of 23 days. After which you only know one love and try to find said object but you can't. So you question life and kill yourself.
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