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Fries Before Guys Bitch

1. Don't ever go after your friend's ex. This rule is so well known, yet broken so often and is the reason most friendships unfortunately end. You're supposed to hate her ex, not date her ex.

2. If your friend tells you something in confidence, it is your job to not go blabbing it out to the entire world.

3. No matter how close you are with a girl, if you are out and see this girl is too intoxicated and can't control herself, and is alone, you make it your job to get her water and keep her safe. You would want someone to do the same if you were in this position.

4. If a girl needs a tampon and you have a tampon—help her out. We all know how that situation feels.

5. If your friend asks how her outfit/hair/makeup etc. looks, BE HONEST. If your friend goes to you wearing bright blue eyeshadow, I would save her the embarrassment of going out and mortifying herself by telling her to maybe tone it down a little. IF ANY GUY IS READING THIS YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED. Unless you’re extremely attractive.

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