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A man who enjoys a lager & lime, who doesn’t swear but will curse in French ‘sacrebleu’, who will often ask “what do you know sonny” but doesn’t actually want a reply especially from a smart bugger, will draw pretend pistols from pretend holsters instead of waving or saying hello, stops short of praising anyone in case they get a big head, famous for saying “you’re a scholar and a ………”, and if you’re lucky he will ask ”it’s 3 o’clock and not a” to which he will expect a reply of “a baby washed”. But most of all a Krainey is a man whom has no problems, only solutions and will often quote his all-time hero – General Douglas MacArthur – “As the great man once said…… I shall return”. Good man, things will be different when I rule the world!
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