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An impossibly rare penguin or thing, quoted from Zombieland: Tallahassee: That's the problem... back east they think it's out west, out west people think it's back east. It's all nonsense. Like, if you were a penguin in the North Pole, you think the South Pole's looking nice this time of year. Columbus: But there are no penguins in the North Pole. Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?
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