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Nordic skiing, aka undoubtedly

the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.

Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.

While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.

The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.

They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.

Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.

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