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Someone with a perpetual mindfucked goldfish face. Thinks they're super cool and awesome, but actually, they aren't. They crack jokes which needs brains of a bird to understand, but still bother to explain. Their language goes like this- Right? Right. Righhttttttttt. They're slow death.
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