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A sawdust covered hairy toed tower of dicks that not even gay men wanna climb. If he was a pizza he’d be a pizza shit. If he was a car he’d be a 5 speed that only 2nd and reverse work. Even other people’s parents are disgraced by his penis tip personality.
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