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Cool, sweary. Was meant to love people as a Father, but he might only be in it for the clothes. Has had a difficult family life. Writes local restaurant reviews for the parish paper. Would spend 40 days and 40 nights in that dessert. Celibate, most of the time. Favorite song is Jenny from the Block. Deathly afraid of foxes, thinks they are out to get him. Friendly with guinea pigs. Would rather believe in something wonderful than something awful. Fellow smoker. Good listener. Will get you to confess your sins, then tell you to KNEEL. Thinks that love is awful, so no wonder it's something that we don't want to do on our own. You'll fall in love with him. But it'll pass.
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