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A Crook is an infidel who spends the majority of his allowance on shitty shoes and ket. Typically, a Crook will be birthed by the infamous Pete Crook and the smoking hot Lisa Crook and will eventually be raised into an absolute bastard. Crook’s (the plural of Crook) tend to also be extremely misogynistic and racist towards their friends/co-workers
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