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Some shitty ass kid who doesn't do shit and sits at a lunch table, drinking excessive and unhealthy amounts of semen with a hint of lemon pepper. he used an oversized screwdriver to drill a hole into a lawnmower, just so he could fit his monkey deep inside. He would grind sand and pour the gritty concoction into his dick hole, and upload EVERYTHING to 4chan. He is the living proof that God doesn't exist and brings a whole new meaning to "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush". If you ever meet this stereotypical kid, give him a thicc shlap on the ass and run as fast as you can.
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