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The slurplemuff is usually only saved for the grandest of occasions. It occurs when Whoopi Goldberg forcefully yet gracefully rips a huge wet fart directly in to Oprah Winfrey's douche bag thus creating the perfect slurpable mix of hot beefy butt stank and toxic muff sludge. Great for parties or simply as an alternative to anything you aren't willing to do.
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