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Malnourished white boy with a nicotine addiction and works at McDonald’s for minimum wage. Coke addict and takes Xannys like candy. He is determined for the 500 dollars he lost due to losing a goddess. He is manipulative to get what he wants but it doesn’t work because everyone ignores his annoying ass. He is obsessed with his ex but swears he has three hoes, two virgins in line. He won’t ever do better but he’s trying. At least he has his champion fanny pack.
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