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A guy from New Jersey who gets corn dogs stuck inside of his ass but slightly enjoys it. Toni Rigatoni is love with another man named Baldric who is from New York. Toni would love to bang with Baldric and make out with him. Baldric wants Toni’s booty which makes this relationship a perfect match. No one can tell Baldric’s girlfriend about his admiration for Toni since she lives overseas. Toni is the hottest person on Earth and would do anything to be with a bald man.
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