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Ali is your best friend. But he is also a fucking jackass.. You can't exactly trust him with secrets because he will purposely tell everyone you know and love. Ali is fucking funny as hell! He makes the best jokes at the best time! He can be kind sometimes but won't hesitate to be rude. He will defend you at times. Ali will allow you to put cat ears on him. But don't get too comfortable because he will smack the back of your neck and throw shit at you.
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