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2020 UPDATED His body is small and his penis is smaller. Acts hard but is clearly a mummy’s boy deep down, although not apparent at first glance. Longing to hop on his iPad and play football manager. Constantly on this irrelevant Portuguese twat called Bruno Fernandes and his transfer to Man United. Frequently says ‘Letttts gooo’. Lives next to a primary school, coincidence? I think not. (He’s 15 btw) Scored many own goals and caused many penalties (which resulted in goals). Just a bit of a speck tbh
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