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Brownbootyitis is a disease where your anus becomes a brown color. It's simply due to not wiping well enough after using the restroom. Symptoms include: Lips turning brown, Brown anus, Possible burning/itching sensations, Sometimes forming a rash if not taken care of in a timely manner. It got it's name from the first recorded case, Richard Smith, who didn't wipe his butt hole good enough, and when someone pantsed him in the middle of his hometown, it exposed his alarmingly brown anus. Hence the name, Brownbootyitis. Worse cases include sweltering blisters if not taken care of properly. The only way to clear it up is to carefully pull the anus out and cleanse it thoroughly, making sure every bit of the brownness is gone (Refrain from using towels, washrags, sponges, or Brillo pads, as it could only intensify the effects of the rash) Let sit for 2-5 days, until the anus smells similar to that of a rose.
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