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The most badass sunglasses money can buy. Guaranteed to piss of hippies and liberal pussies because of their military/cop heritage. Best worn at house parties late-night after consuming massive amounts of alcohol and feeling the "need for speed"... but also important at the beach the next day when trying to keep the sun off your aching head. Oh, and chicks dig 'em.
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