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The terrifying I.T lady who won't let you eat on the couch in the hall. She is probably part pterodactyl, an evil sorceress, and shapeshifter. Will turn anyone who has anything but an Apple computer into a shitty loner computer. she hates her husband and turned him into a loner computer because he bought a chrome book on black Friday.
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