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The Dinosaur Earth is a theory and belief that our planet, Earth, is shaped like a dinosaur, specifically a velociraptor. This theory is no theory, however, as all laws of physics and science evidently prove the Earth is indeed shaped like a dinosaur. Certain people deny the Earth's true shape, those are who we call non-believers, or retards for short. Certain Dino-Earthers speculate that some kind of god created our Dinosaur Earth, and others speculate it had to do with the meteor that hit the dinosaurs a long time ago.
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