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soon to be my wife... she is perfect in every way, big booty, 12321312/10 face, and crazy monkey sex for sure. Bit annoying sometimes but even then she looks fucking sexy whilst testing my patience... with this said, she makes me the happiest and also makes me feel like the luckiest person on earth...I really really do hope that we stick together 4EVA because in reality you can't experience the best side of life and the go back to the old side... its kinda like getting an iPhone1045xl plus and then going back to a nokia from 1876... hope my point is clear (i know it isnt but i know what i meant in my head)
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