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A fat, greasy, shit talking piece of human garbage who will do anything to create a friend. But once he makes a friend he will constantly criticize and make fun of behind their backs. He will never have a girlfriend and wont lose his virginity until he is probably 26 and diagnosed with pre-diabetes. All he eats is in and out burgers and boo berry cereal. He has a younger sister just about as obese as himself, she doesn't walk and only uses her hoverboard to move around and get to the kitchen for cheese balls. The whole family is made up of twisted mindfucks who dont know what being a decent human being is. Overall stay away from any cole or anyone associated with a cole
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