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Palgon is that secret gay guy in your class. You should get to know him because he is a very kind person on the inside. This man has Huge balls, but a tiny cock. If you ever meet a Palgon, hold him close, and he will hold you closer. He also loves the phrase no homo, but in the inside, he cries to himself.
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