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Webster would call it a bidet, but in reality it’s a sophisticated bum cleansing device. It cleans the shit out of your booty. Most Americans clean themselves with little wads of paper, like savages. Would you clean your body with tiny squares of paper, prone to falling apart? I think not! Why treat your bum any different?
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