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A Greg is when you are completely useless at everything you do, when you are a Greg you are a master of deception, a Greg is a captain of uselessness. When you are having a day when you feel like a Greg you blag your way out of everything, you huff and puff and blow your own ego. you get others to do your work and claim all the glory, once you have mastered this that when you are a true Greg. until you are a master you are not a Greg, Greg is the rank given to the best at sailing under the radar and getting away with doing nothing, hence Greg is also captain useless.
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