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The Police, modified from the popular term for police, 'pigs'. The cause of much hilarity, the police have been comedy targets throughout the world for years... "How many police officers does it take to break an egg?" "None... the egg fell down the stairs of it's own accord!" "I always wanted to be a policeman, but I failed the criteria... my mother and father are married."
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