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A sexual act that involves three men and one sleeping, yet willing recipient. The first gentleman ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth while he/she is sleeping at 10:00 PM Christmas Eve. The second ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth at 1:00 AM Christmas Morning. The third ejaculates at 4:00 AM Christmas morning. Reminder of impending mortality is optional. The recipient awakens, embossed by ejaculate, and reminded of the spirit of Christmas. He/she purchases a goose on Christmas Morn for a gimp and/or those less fortunate. God bless us, one and all!
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