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Also known as a penis, it tends to be a very homosexual creature and constantly hides in its Mother's basement. It only comes out on solar eclipses and loves to bathe in the community bathtub. It also tends to be a chamar, something that is very dirty and black, it also tends to have a nose the size of a mountain. It also somehow manages to steal your catchphrases and annoy the living shit out of you. If you encounter a penis, make sure to pray to Lord Vishnu and run away from it. It only believes in the cow gods, so beware it's holy powers. Apparently it manages to travel on a tugboat with only a holy cow and a tub of holy cow shit.
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