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An adult male, typically having a pleasant nature that causes the sort of women who find themselves tattooed and tubby by their 30th birthday to reject both socially and sexually. This adult male instinctually misunderstands what turns women on, and so spends his time pursuing avenues of behavior that he believes will lead to sexual satisfaction on his part but only causes further distance betwixt he and the partner induced orgasm he so desires. Will either study pick-up artists, continue to pursue his fruitless behavior, or become resentful of women and blame them for his failure.
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