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A sassy conceited man who knows hes hot and wants everyone to know it too. Hes very kind (sometimes) and loyal and did i mention hot? Hes very nerdy which is kind of weird but you wouldn't change anything about him because he manages to defy human nature and be perfect anyways. Hes a big family man which is very HOT and makes you want to have his children immediately. His smile can brighten anyone's day and his eyes sparkle like stars (which also makes you want to have his children immediately). He can turn you on with a look and turn you off with a karaoke session but you love it. Hes also very condescending every chance he gets but you ignore it because you're already in charge in every other aspect of your relationship so you let him have his little victories. He can also be a jerk sometimes but bare with him because deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep down hes a nice guy. He will be the best thing that has ever happened to you. He'll be kind and loving and make you laugh when you're not even in the mood to smile. He'll be your best friend, your partner in everything, your confidant, your lover, your soulmate, your everything. Your life will forever be divided into before and after you saw him, for the very first time.
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