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In (Dis)United Kingdom cont means CONservative Toff. A ridiculous person, possibly of an aristocratic or otherwise upper class background with considerable disdain and contempt for poorer people than him/herself. Politically aligned the CONservative party and its right wing ideology. Communicates with a kind of weird farm English that often has odd sounding grunts and throat sounds replacing actual words that result in very incoherent ramblings about peasants and other such things that were relevant 300 or more years ago. Very prominent at Eton college and House of the Lords. Often has a overtly proportionate influence in British politics only because of the large inherited landholdings and has to be tolerated for this reason. Untrustworthy and CONniving in nature and has no problem in distorting the truth in CONstant basis.
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