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A hellish place created by heterosexuals that magically expect their children to be grateful for being born. The existence is filled with disease and death and psychotic parents expecting you to be happy despite it all happening. If you’re born a male, you have to ignore your desires and automatically find a female partner and eventually get her pregnant (or endlessly have sex with her because her desires are your penis even if you don’t want that) or be constantly shamed until the day you die. If you’re born a female, you have to constantly do your makeup and endlessly be pretty and heterosexual as well — or bisexual for “powerful” men. You aren’t allowed to be free just like men aren’t allowed to be free. You must shut up 100% of the time and always do what people tell you to do.
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