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Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming. I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. 6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down. I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme... They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time. What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information. We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog. What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off. What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up! Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time. If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop. I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in... Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
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