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A man named Alec. He is generally found in bars talking about his recent crazy ex. He is a liar, cheater, and narcissistic waste of flesh. He'll only fuck you decently once but it's still kind of boring . For a sex addict you lack ideas. Cheated on every person he's ever dated. Insanely proud of his band tee collection and can't stop touching his dick for more than five minutes.
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