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Poo-lard is a hangry being, his super tasting abilities are through the roof. He does not believe in the Green Party as free education is for people who want to pay more than a loonie for a bud light. Poo-Lard is a horny fuck who is found most of the time wanking dry in his blue muscle shirt. “Give this to my family incase if we die” -general poo-lard “My water is much tastier than the H2O of lord dortis - Aqua Poo-lard “Free education is bullshit, we should have to pay for school”-political Poo-lard
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