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A scrumptious young lad, smallest of the boys, hes cute but has small man syndrome which deters his appearance to others. Get bonkers over any girls that he talks to. Sadly Lachlan hasn't washed in 15 years, he smells like hotdog water and soy sauce. If you meet a Lachlan you are sure to get syphilis
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