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If you are this kid you are a fucking cunt who doesn’t have any friends, he acts hard in front of people to show off what he has, he is a short arse with no legs, he has a fucking micro dick an sends nudes to boys, he tried to fit in when he’s socially awkward, he can’t talk to girls without getting funny and is gonna be a virgin for life so unlucky if your him... Also he’s jarring, it’s in the name, Finley ‘Jar’man.
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