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A stinky piece of shit that will 100% steal your neighbors dog, fuck it, then shit on your porch and blame the dog. His smell could set wet toilet paper on fire. His farts can rock obsidian. Is an absolute cuck. He will never go anywhere in life. Best thing he can contribute to society is allowing the U.S. military to utilize his farts to create a new kind of nuke that in addition to nuclear fallout will break down your lungs like chlorine gas.
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