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Has the biggest mother fucking dick ever. Makes a elephant trunk look like a fucking pool noodle. He’s great with women because of his Retardedly amount of cockiness. Chicks dig that. Has friends but they look at him as an annoying little dog. He will ask for your HW because is too cool for school. Will also fight for his friends even tho he doesn’t know what he’s fighting for. If you say one good thing about him his ego gets bigger than his dick size.
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