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Quite possibly the most SEXY, person to ever exist. Not only that, but he is one of the smartest people to ever exist, his brain is so MASSIVE that it is pressing against his skull. His shlong (dick) is so MASSIVE he takes an hour trying to fit his pants on because of how big it is.
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